The Top Ten Google Keyword Blunders - Meme
BloggersJourney is a relatively young blog, as you can see by looking at my impressionable pagerank of 0. Thanks to my laziness it also doesn’t have that many posts yet. Since most of my search engine keywords are relevant and on topic, I was at a loss when Garry Conn tagged me for his “Top Ten Google Keyword Blunders”-meme.
Then I thought “Why not just use another blog?”, so my Top Ten Google Blunders are for Tobsy says, a blog I haven’t posted to for quite some time. It still gets at least 100 visitors a day, 60% of them from search engines, so there’s enough to choose from.
The Top Ten
- how to dress up like karl benz - Why would you want to do that? I’m pretty sure his wardrobe is out of style nowadays. And since he’s dead for quite some time, you also shouldn’t try to smell like him.
- is soccer the most common thing in the usa - Yes, it is. And the most popular, too. Even more than a bikini wax or a dentist appointment.
- are all germans rude? - Yes, we are. We just don’t call it “rude”, for us it is “privacy enhancing”.
- how can i become a idiot - Just keep on doing this, and you should be on your way.
- beerdrinking german chicks - Now, that’s a weird fetish. I don’t drink alcohol, so I don’t quite understand the charm of smelling like a pub, but if it makes you happy …
- nipples enslaves - Uhm, okay. If you say so.
- hermaphrodytes in the philippines - Okay, I remember calling David Backham a hermaphrodite in a post, but the Philippines?
- pictures of gay men wearing lederhosen - And I called “beerdrinking german chicks” a weird fetish. Dammit. Now the thought of a parade of gay guys in lederhosen, yodeling their way through Bavaria, will haunt me for the rest of the day.
- the fattest asses on the web - Oh nice. And Google sent you to me, huh? Thanks, Big G., you’re really earning sympathy points here.
- the worlds top 10 unhealthiest fast food in the world - Yep, you’ve come to the right place. Just ask the guy with the fattest ass on the web.
Okay, I admit - that was fun. Thanks Garry 
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Oh man, thanks, now everyone wants to know where the howling laughter is coming from in the office.
I just told em’ it was a drunk gay german customer looking to buy some lederhosen and he had a drunk fat ass chick with him and she was dressed link karl benz.
Oh, okay. An explanation that rational cleared it up, I guess
LOL>>> Tobsy,
Your’s has got to be the best so far dude! Nice digging in your stats for these. I am totally laughing.
I’ll get your post included right away in my list of participating blogs!
Take care,
Garry
Wow, those are pretty interesting. None of which I would use in a search.
I run a small search engine. It’s interesting to see what people post. It’s also annoying to have to scrub their filth out of the database. Some creepy people out there.
Rofl, and I thought mine were bad. Mine don’t even make it half to this one :P, although I remember one on a site I administered in the past which made me and the rest of the team have quite a good laugh :P, namely “Elephant sex in McDonalds drive-thru”.
Like how the hell do people even get to searching stuff like that XD.
Elephant Sex?? and at the McDonalds drive thru?
Sick and crazy people man… sick!
Yep, that’s gotta be the king of weird keywords
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I think that is really weird there are some really strange phrases on there.
Haha, these are great! If people don’t know how to be idiots then surely they’ve answered their own question!
LOL, that asses one was by far the best of them all. Beats me how people use these phrases. I also agree that German’s are rude. I actually lived there at one stage in my life.
Bahh! those categories don’t include some that really describe what a common american would look for. Perticularly the lazy ones who are good for nothing.
Thanks for sharing this top ten keyword blunders.
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Wow, those are pretty interesting. None of which I would use in a search.Thanks for such a nice and informative post.
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This is called some thing different. Quite informative post indeed. Thanks
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